And I got ready for the future to arrive.

autumn-will-come:

splashmouth13:

we-smoke-the-blunts:

platypusinplaid:

America in one gif

omg the eagle exploding it

How the fuck did they get a bald eagle to wear a suit AND fist bump Steven Colbert

pistachios

autumn-will-come:

splashmouth13:

we-smoke-the-blunts:

platypusinplaid:

America in one gif

omg the eagle exploding it

How the fuck did they get a bald eagle to wear a suit AND fist bump Steven Colbert

pistachios

(Source: ForGIFs.com, via thehunterlovestheangel)

what I say: nice shirt

what I mean: duDE I'M IN THAT FANDOM

harrypotterfliesthetardis:

mechinaries:

iseeavoice:

qalaba:

iseeavoice:

A human getting pissed at their vampire boyfriend so they put in a silver sterling tongue stud and bracelets and earrings and their vampire boyfriend is just standing five feet away like “babe. c’mon.”

best so far.

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TEAM JACOB

(via deanwantscasintheass)

I’m Chinese, so I wonder if non-Chinese understand

itslikethatfrenchthing:

salvadorolliesout:

superjellycake:

mydollyaviana:

that in the Chinese version of Disney’s Mulan, the fake name she gives is “Ping”, but her family name “Fa” in English is “Hua” in Chinese, therefore her full name is “Hua Ping”, which is literally “Flower Vase”, and that’s why Shang is so bewildered because it’s a silly name.

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but OP how could you not tell them the best part

“hua ping”/flower vase is chinese slang for “camp gay”

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I—

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(via antagonisticserpens)

mirage521:

colasprite413:

theatricalwingnut:

colasprite413:

theatricalwingnut:

colasprite413:

not-stan:

No. No no no no no no no.

Is this a fucking Gigaupd8 date confirmation????????

Is this a fucking Gigaupd8 date confirmation????????

Is Hussie finally ending this cycle of stupidity and hype????????

What is this from, WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS FROM

AHHH

AHHHHHHHHHHHH

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

FUCKING SIGNAL BOOST THIS SHIT.

WE NEED THE REST OF THE FANDOM TO KNOW!!!!!!!!

*******FINALLYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!********

(via antagonisticserpens)

hellhoundsonthehunt:

paradoxicallygrey:

sincereglomp:

a) how will you cut your nails
b) how will you remove it

c) Why would you do this

d) what made them decide 53 was the place to stop

hellhoundsonthehunt:

paradoxicallygrey:

sincereglomp:

a) how will you cut your nails

b) how will you remove it

c) Why would you do this

d) what made them decide 53 was the place to stop

(Source: melaninacorpse, via theblindtorpedo)

nihaobitchh:

seerofsarcasm:

confusedtree:

dspazdoesntcare:

What the hell did I just watch? 

It’s me pretending to be a video game character what is wrong with you it’s pretty straight-forward.

Wow this is really accurate right down to the breathing.

Oh my goodness Hhahahahha

(via yall-mothafuckas-need-misha)

little-red-riding-berry:

I found the best thing in the world! It displays most of the instrumental parts of every Marukaite Chikyuu so you can hear actually hear the different cultures IN the music, it’s lovely :,)

basic wip idek
ripr

sliptondoodles:

SO IM FINALLY MAKIN MUSIC AGAIN YO WOO

this is for an alias im workin on named ripr, they’re like ghost shadow thing that loves hippidy hop and edmmm

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↖ This person is a multi-shipper and doesn’t support shipping wars.

alfred-f-jones-world-hero:

the-winchesters-tho:

the-redheaded-vixen:

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SHIP WHAT YOU WANT AND DON’T JUDGE PEOPLE FOR NOT SHIPPING IT TOO

JUST BE POLITE ENOUGH TO TAG YOUR SHIPS. YOU WILL LOSE LESS FOLLOWERS THAT WAY!

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(via supernaturalapocalypse)

thenerdygiraffe99:

1nd2rd3st:

amazing

I scrolled down for an explanation. There was none.

(Source: blackspider, via perrytheteenagegirl)

kierenwalkerpds:

monobeartheater:

absorr:

ultrafacts:

Source For more posts like this, CLICK HERE to follow Ultrafacts 

 Some of you are reblogging because you think its funny that programmers would talk to ducks. I’m reblogging because I think its funny picturing a programmer explaining their code, realizing what they did when they explain the bad code, then grabbing the strangling the duck while yelling “WHY WAS THE FIX THAT SIMPLE!? AM I GOING BLIND!”

AS A PROGRAMMER I CAN TELL YOU THAT THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT YOU FUCKING DO WE HAD TO BAN THE DUCKS FROM MY CLASSES BECAUSE EVERYONE WOULD FLIP THE DUCK OR THROW IT AT A WALL OR SOMETHING WHEN THEY FIGURED OUT THE PROBLEM IN THEIR CODE

so that’s the function of a rubber duck

kierenwalkerpds:

monobeartheater:

absorr:

ultrafacts:

Source For more posts like this, CLICK HERE to follow Ultrafacts

 Some of you are reblogging because you think its funny that programmers would talk to ducks. I’m reblogging because I think its funny picturing a programmer explaining their code, realizing what they did when they explain the bad code, then grabbing the strangling the duck while yelling “WHY WAS THE FIX THAT SIMPLE!? AM I GOING BLIND!”

AS A PROGRAMMER I CAN TELL YOU THAT THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT YOU FUCKING DO WE HAD TO BAN THE DUCKS FROM MY CLASSES BECAUSE EVERYONE WOULD FLIP THE DUCK OR THROW IT AT A WALL OR SOMETHING WHEN THEY FIGURED OUT THE PROBLEM IN THEIR CODE

so that’s the function of a rubber duck

(via satanssecretblog)

terrakion:

hollywoodgonzalez:

I legitimately can’t tell the difference

this is actually so rude and like super gross? like okay i get it hes not the cutest but like why would you compare him to benedict cumberbatch?

(via teamrocketing)

startswithabang:

Cartoons for Social Justice

"As the start of August marks the 70th anniversary of the beginning of the Warsaw uprising, one of the bravest acts during one of the darkest times in recent human history, I thought it would be only fitting to highlight one of Poland’s national treasures, whose art resonates about the state of our existence in these modern times regardless of whether you understand a single word of English (or Polish) or not."

A picture is worth 1,000 words, they say, but Polish cartoonist Pawel Kuczynski nails what he does so well that his images will leave you without the need to say anything at all. Hacks like Andy Borowitz, take note: this is how satire is done.

(via thehunterlovestheangel)